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After reviewing Earth's fossil records, The Mothership's intergalactic historians have determined that the ancient Parmesan Chicken (Parmesianous Chikkenus) went extinct fourteen million years ago. So... we'll need to create our own from scratch. Ingredients Chicken Breasts (or thighs, we're not picky. Just make sure they're skinned and deboned) Flour Egg (1) Italian Bread Crumbs Olive Oil Parmesan Mozzarella Flying Saucery Tomato Sauce Beat Your bird: Place plastic wrap ove

The first time I tried gnocchi was when... You know what, let's just get to the recipe. I was going to bore you with a completely fictitious tale of my travels through Tuscany, but you're hungry, I've never been to Tuscany, and nobody reads that boring blog-fluff anyways. Let's get started! Ingredients (serves 2) 4 large potatoes Olive oil Flour Salt Thyme Oregano Delicious Flying Saucery tomato sauce! Peel then boil your potatoes. Keep them in the pot until they start to spl

Welcome, people of Earth! We're thrilled to welcome you aboard The Mothership. Let's see what's cooking in the kitchen! We cook with the finest ingredients that your planet's soil has to offer. Plump tomatoes, zesty garlic, lush basil, and so much more! Planet Earth offers the tastiest produce in the galaxy. So, let's fire up the stove and have some fun! A cozy kitchen setup with ingredients and recipe book Why We're Here Wherever your spaceship takes you, food will always br